| Description | Size |
|---|
| Scene 15 |
| Nasty, eh? | 3K |
| Crucifixtion lasts hours,it's a slow horrible death. Well, at least it gets you out in the open air | 19K |
| Weirdo!! | 4K |
| Big nose!!!! | 3K |
| Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion's a doddle. Don't keep saying that. | 12K |
| We'll be back, oddball. | 8K |
| You haven't given us time to hide | 6K |
| Scene 16 |
| He's making it up as he goes along. No, I'm not! | 8K |
| Master? He's Gone! He's been taken up!! For he's been taken up!!! No, there he is | 20K |
| Scene 17 |
| His shoe! The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example. What? Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot | 22K |
| The shoe is... No. ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance. | 12K |
| Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem! | 10K |
| Scene 18 |
| Owwww, my foot!!!! | 5K |
| Oh damn damn damn!! | 9K |
| I was blind, now I can see!!!! | 8K |
| I am not the messiah!!! | 6K |
| How shall we f*ck off oh Lord? | 6K |
| Scene 19 |
| Go away!!!! | 4K |
| He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!! | 10K |
| You're all individuals!!! Yes, we're all indivduals!! | 17K |
| Yes!! We are all different!!! I'm not | 12K |
| Excuse me. Yes? Are you a virgin? I beg your pardon!! Well, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin? If it's not a personal question? How much more personal can you get? Now, Piss Off!! | 45K |
| You're f**king nicked me old beauty!! | 9K |
| Scene 20 |
| Well Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money. A what? | 11K |
| I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels | 12K |
| Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith. | 11K |
| Scene 21 |
| We've got to get up off our asses and stop just talking about it. Here, here!! | 14K |
| This is a complete waste of time | 7K |
| This call for immediate discussion | 7K |
| Scene 22 |
| Crucifixtion? Yes. Good, out of the door, line on the left, one cross each | 15K |
| Crucifixion? Ah, no. Freedom. Hmm? What? Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere. Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then. Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. | 34K |
| Scene 23 |
| I shall welease Woger!!! | 10K |
| I shall welease....Wodewick!!! | 7K |
| Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth! Oh, no. Oh. Ah. Good idea, Biggus. Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler | 19K |
| Scene 24 |
| It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it? | 7K |
| Get a move on big-nose, there's people waiting to be crucified out here!! | 11K |
| Scene 26 |
| Crucifixion party. 'Morning. Now, we will be on a show as we go through the town, so let's not let the side down. Keep in a good, straight line, three lengths between you and the man in front, and a good, steady pace. Crosses over your left shoulders, and, if you keep your backs hard up against the crossbeam,... Ohhh. ...you'll be there in no time. | 45K |
| You lucky bastards! You lucky, jammy bastards! | 19K |
| Scene 27 |
| All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,... | 36K |
| Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away. Yes, sir. | 12K |
| Scene 28 |
| Get a move on, there! Or what? Or you'll be in trouble. Oh, dear. You mean I might have to give up being crucified in the afternoons? Shut up! That would be a blow. Wouldn't it? I wouldn't have nothing to do. | 33K |
| Scene 29 |
| We've got lumps of it 'round the back | 10K |
| Scene 31 |
| A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section. It doesn't matter! You're all going to die in a day or two. | 17K |
| Under the terms of the Roman occupancy, we're entitled to be crucified in a purely Jewish area. | 14K |
| All right! All right! All right! We'll soon settle this! Hands
up, all those who don't want to be crucified here. | 21K |
| Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all
fairness, that we are not in fact the rescue committee. | 11K |
| 'We, the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom.' | 27K |
| You stupid bastard!!! | 7K |
| Suicide squad.....attack!!! | 10K |
| Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care | 11K |
| Always look on the bright side of life (whistling) | 20K |
| The ENTIRE 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' song in .wav format (3 minutes and 27 seconds long) | 407K |
