Privacy Policy


  Privacy Policy
We'll keep this short and simple since almost nobody is going to read it anyway. I don't want your name, your e-mail, your address, your credit card number, your age, your height, your weight, your I.Q. or your shoe size. None of it. You're free to browse this site and visit as often as you want and I'm not going to bother you in any way. I'm never going to contact you without permission and I don't even want a way to contact you. I hate spam other than the delicious meatlike substance that comes in a blue can, I don't like getting it and I'm damn well not going to send it.

If you want to use the forum, that WILL require a valid e-mail address. Sorry, but that's standard operating procedure. It's the only way I can be sure that you're a real person and not a spam-bot or other automated device looking to cause trouble. The same privacy policy holds true even for the forum. I don't care about your name or address or any of that other stuff. The email provided for registration will never be used other than by your request to get a new password if you lose yours. You will NEVER receive a single piece of email from MontyPython.net other than that and your name will NEVER be shared with a 3rd party.