The Ferret Song


I've got a ferret sticking up my nose. (He's got a ferret sticking up his nose.) How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell. (His sense of smell.) I can see a bare-bottomed mandril. (Slyly eyeing his other nostril.) If it jumps inside there too I really don't know what to do I'll be the proud posessor of a kind of nasal zoo. (A nasal zoo.) I've got a ferret sticking up my nose. (And what is worst of all it constantly explodes.) "Ferrets don't explode," you say But it happened nine times yesterday And I should know for each time I was standing in the way. I've got a ferret sticking up my nose. (He's got a ferret sticking up his nose.) How it got there I can't tell But now it's there it hurts like hell And what is more it radically affects my sense of smell. (His sense of smell.)