Tiger Club

(Intro music)

Michael: Tiger club introduced by Jeremy Bourke.

John: Good evening one of the main problems in keeping a Siberian tiger in an ordinary suburban...ahhh hoo... (yells) oh Christ there is a wasp in here.

(We hear a number of people running around trying to swat the wasp)

Eric: Quick get him before he gets the tiger

(They keep yelling, screaming and the sound of general panic)

Eric: Well Tiger Club was introduced by (we hear the roar of a lion and the scream of the announcer)

Michael: Before the next joke there will be a short raspberry

(A short raspberry)

Michal: And you will be able to hear that again...(sound of a wasp flying past) OH!!!...Oh!!... (him running around and yelling in panic)