'Complete Waste of Time Trivia Answers

In order to solve the game, you need to enter a hidden door in the 'Loonatorium'. To enter and collect the 'MPFC' letters, you'll need to solve a random trivia question. All the correct answers can be found in the cut-scenes and sketches shown through-out the game, but in case you missed one or two, here are the answers to the questions.

• General Questions:

• What choir did the Polly Parrot join? Invisible
• How does Polly Parrot feel? Dead
• What does the Norwegian Blue have? Beautiful plumage
• The Lumberjack never wanted to be this. Barber
• What mountain has the biggest tits in the world? Mt. Everest
• What is the first word in Storytime? Hello
• What did Rumpletweezer run? The Dinky Tinky Shop
• What is the full-time occupation of the cat influenza man? Stapling machine
• What problem does the Royal Navy have under control? Cannibalism
• What color is the phone in the agrument clinic? Gray or Green
• Who ate the crunchy frog? Superintendent Parrot
• In what room is the Argument Clinic? 12A
• Which cheese was eaten by the cat? Camembert
• What company makes the best butter? Whizzo
• What breed is the killer cat? Siamese
• What currency is kept in the pyjamas? Pounds
• What currency is kept in the fridge? French Francs
• What can be recognized from quite a long way away? The Larch
• Name of the contestant that opts for blows on the head. Mrs. Scum
• What is Atilla the Hun's gift to his children? Head
• Flying banner brand name. Whizzo
• What is the Dirty Vicar's real name? Ronald Simms
• Alternative to burning, burying, or dumping. Eating

  Fill-in the Blank:

• Hello ______ Sailor
• Man with three ______ Buttocks
• Old Nick the ______ Sea Captain
• Hold your head and go ______ Waaaagh!
• I say, anyone for ______ Tennis
• Your wife, is she a ______ Goer
• Spanish ______ Inquisition
• Ee Eecky ______ Thump
• Nobody likes a ______ Benedict
• No time to ______ Lose
• The first lesson of not being seen is not to ______ Stand up
• Spam, bacon, sausage, and ______ Spam

  Numbers:

• How many Mounties sing the chorus of the Lumberjack song? 8
• How many verses are in the Lumberjack song? 4
• How many times is the dead parrot beaten against the shop counter? 5
• How many unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen are there? 3
• How many body sections does the ant have? 3
• How many blows on the head does Mrs. Scum receive? 1
• How many years until Ken Shabby gets a brush? 5
• How many cars are at the drive-in? 6
• How many explosions are there in the exploding Blue Danube sketch? 11
• How many Spanish Inquisitors are there? 3
• How many can-can girls are there? 2
• How many seconds of sex? 10
• How many people are watching television? 1
• How many lobes of the brain are there? 6